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费迪南德式的冷笑话:我的屁股打喷嚏

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发表于 2011-1-12 22:11:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
曼联的后防大将费迪南德又在Twitter上刷屏了,这次他讲的是一个冷笑话:
I'm in a car being driven home...is it bad of me to let one go?! I don't think its a smelly one,bland food last couple a days! in2minds !! 在车上被送回家的时候......那时候放屁不太好吧?! 我觉得这个屁应该不是太臭的,最近几天都是吃力(编者按:应为“了”)些清淡的食物!举棋不定!!
I went for the polite "what's that smell,Is that the cows outside mate?" He just laughed me off!! He's seen all this before I guess!! 我决定以礼貌的「这是甚麽气味,是外面的牛吗,朋友?」作回应,他只是一笑而过!!看来他之前都试过这样的情形!!
If this guy is on twitter it will kill me! saying that tho he will not be looking at his phone while driving me or its 999-Arrest this man! 如果这人有上twitter的话,我就死定了!话虽如此,但最起码他不会在驾车时拿着电话来看,否则就要打999拒捕(编者按:应为“拘捕”)他了!
Will it soften the blow if I say "sorry mate but I just let a bum sneeze go"!! Sorry I'm moving off this subject now!! My bad! 如果我说「对不起,朋友!但我的屁股刚刚打了喷嚏」,这样的打击没那麽大吧!! 对不起...我不再谈这个话题了!!不好意思!
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